Her friendship with Superman. Lois knows that they’re close friends and nothing more, and that her own relationship with Clark is deep and pure.
Her power and respect. Wonder Woman has earned that and more.
Things Lois Lane does envy Wonder Woman:
That goddamn lasso
Why do you even need a truth lasso Diana
Think of all the stories she could get with that thing goddammit
Thank you @azurestar for liking this post I reblogged 8 years ago. I am so glad to see it again. Can you imagine Lois with a lasso of truth?? The thought is so wonderful!
“Clark, you can overhear everyone on the planet. I’m no longer wondering how you continue to scoop me. I’m now wondering how you don’t always scoop me.”
“It’s privacy and journalistic integrity, Lois. I can’t report things I overhear for the same reason I can’t borrow Diana’s lasso that magically forces people to tell the truth.”
perhaps one of my hotter takes as a queer person but i’m never coming out again. you can figure it out or live in pure ignorance but either way it’s not my problem. the worst thing society ever tried to teach us was that coming out is an obligation. it’s not. it’s a privilege for you to know the depths of who i am, my sexuality included.
Fanfiction is becoming people’s primary form of entertainment right now because most media right now is so cheap, bland, recycled, and sponsored by people who love money more than the source material. Fanfiction is written for free by people who genuinely love what they’re writing about. That’s why it’s better. That’s why it’s more satisfying. Fanfiction is a home-cooked meal made for yourself and for your friends. Media today is junky fast food spoiled by too much grease and the knowledge that the people producing it are being criminally mistreated and underpaid.
People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I’ve ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn’t know that musicians had schedules that we could see
An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.
Oh wow. That’s…
I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing.
Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it.
I like that.
Fines should always be proportional to income and wealth.
And yes, that means people with no income or wealth shouldn’t and can’t pay fines.
And yes, that also means that billionaires should be fined in the tens or hundreds of millions (depending on severity) for their crimes.
